Do you have Google analytics? It's great - I love to see where people come from, which posts they seem to enjoy, how slow they are at reading...you know, the usual.
But my favorite part is the "keyword" section - where Google tells me what people typed into the search box that led them to my blog.
Here is what leads people to my blog:
"dear nate i love transformers as much as you" ..... I actually do not love Transformers. Neither does Nate.
"sneeze in the air" ..... pretty sure I Googled that too, to get that picture...
"little girl tongue" ..... you are weird.
"little girl full body" ..... why did my blog show up????
"how to make a fake bowl of fake candy" ..... let me know if you find out.
"skin on skin is my new drug" ..... is it? My blog isn't even 'Adult Content'!
"intramural champion t-shirts" ..... that's right. We have them.
"not sexy nurse" ..... RUDE!!!
"sexy surgical gloves" ..... there are none.
"pillowman superhero" ..... yeah..... I actually did write that....
Moral of the story - if you Google search for something weird, don't click on a blog after - they will laugh at you.
1 comments:
This is a little disturbing, I will admit. Maybe I should check out Google analytics (haven't done so in probably 2 years or more). Or maybe I shouldn't...
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